Would a Jane by any other name still be plain?

jane streetMay 31, 2013 — Naming a child is one of the most important tasks parents have.

Think I’m being dramatic? Ask anyone with a name like Bernhard or Albertina, and they’ll confirm it for you. Something that sticks to you forever should not be taken lightly.

As a child, I found my given name rather dull. Not only did Jane sound boring, it only contained one syllable. What kind of impression could I make on people with a one-syllable name?

me tarzan you janeThe variations of my name came from adults, who often said things like, “Me Tarzan, you Jane”, or who called me Plain Jane or Lady Jane (I didn’t mind that one), or referred to the children’s book characters “Dick and Jane”. I don’t recall kids teasing me about my name. There were many days I felt grateful that Jane didn’t rhyme with anything disgusting like Vicky (Icky Vicky) or Kelly (Smelly Kelly) because kids are relentless. “Jane the Pain” was the worst I got, and that came from my family.

Instead of Plain Jane or Jane the Pain, I imagined myself as an Angelique, just like the character in “Dark Shadows”, or as someone with a musical sounding name that ended with an “a” such as Melissa or Johanna. Both of my sisters’ names end with “a” and because mine did not, I believed I was destined to be a tomboy. Or a nun. Nun’s names, which were often masculine, rarely ended with an “a”.

In fifth grade, I decided to take on Angelique as my confirmation name. That would give me a little flair. My father told me if I shortened it to Ann, I might get a dollar from my grandfather, since that was my grandmother’s name. She had passed away years before, and I never knew her, so decided to go for it. The Bishop called me Ann, slapped my face as a reminder of the hardships I might face in my Christian life, and I became Jane Marie Ann McMaster. Notice none of those names end in an “a”, and I don’t recall getting that dollar.

dick and janeJane is also my mother’s name, although she later confessed she doesn’t care for it. She wanted to name me Diane and might have if my father hadn’t been persistent. The year I was born, Jane didn’t crack the top fifty for girls’ names, so my parents did not go the popular route. That privilege belonged to girls named Susan, Linda, Karen, Donna, Lisa, Patricia, Debra, Cynthia, Mary, and Diane, the top ten girls’ names that year. My sisters’ names are on that list, while Jane placed at a semi-respectable #54.

Any baby name book will tell you that Jane is Hebrew in origin. As the feminine form of John, it means God is gracious. It’s not on the list of royal names, yet two English queens, Lady Jane Grey, who ruled for nine days before the king executed her for treason, and Jane Seymour, who died shortly after childbirth, giving Henry VIII his much-anticipated son, held it proudly.

Today, I am rather glad my parents did not name me Angelique. Jane fits me and I have grown accustomed to it. I like that it is not common, and it slides off the tongue easily when I have to introduce myself, especially in business situations. Angelique McMaster has an odd sound to it, and the six syllables it contains are a bit too much to get through.

On occasion, people still call me Lady Jane; however, gone are the days where people mention “Tarzan” or “Dick”. Sadly, they are characters from generations long gone. Just like Angelique.


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10 thoughts on “Would a Jane by any other name still be plain?”

      1. This is Linda with an “a”. Let me state for the record that I am the only one in our family that was not given a middle name. What does that say?

  1. I like the name Jane and especially Jane Marie. I often think I should have named Dana, Jayna since I unintentionally call her that a lot. I think I love it since there are so many Jane’s in my life who I absolutely love ( you being one of them ).

    FYI: always hated my name but now I only dislike it.

    1. Thanks, Bea! Jayna sounds interesting, too. The older I get the more I like my name for the simple fact that it is not very common, although there are many Janes in our family. I like Bernice, too for that very reason. You’re the only one I know what that name!

  2. My name is Marie. I’m French-Canadian. It is the equivalent to Jane.

    I love the French version of your name, Jeanne. It’s a soft sound, almost like a whisper or a moan. In a good way. Not a painful groaning way.

    For some reason, people often think I tell them my name is Maria. Which I don’t unless I’m addressing myself to locals here in Mexico. When I do that though, express myself to locals, I roll the r to give myself a latina air. But when I speak in English and say my name and peeps hear Maria, I smile. And say – yes. Maria. That ends with an A! And then I think YAY! You are right, names that end with an A are great.

    Too bad it can’t end with an A+ that would be superb!

    1. Thanks, Marie. That is my middle name by the way and I had no idea it was equivalent to Jane. Interesting…

      I always thought that girls’ names that ended in an a sounded more feminine, and not PLAIN in any way. Marie and Maria are beautiful names.

      Sounds like you have a pretty interesting “global” life, and I appreciate you taking the time to make the introduction!

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